Why I Don't Watch the NFL

I used to love the NFL.  I was an improbable (and scorned) Vikings’ fan growing up in Wisconsin.

My best friend had just moved in from Minnesota and we spent hours upon hours running around in the backyard impersonating Fran Tarkington and the Purple People Eaters.  We were purple, man.  And maybe that’s why I love Prince so much, too.

I had all the gear.  The jersey, helmet, blanket, slippers, you name it, and I could not wait until Sunday.  It was easier for me to like the Vikings because they were good.  Back then the Packers stunk.

But, as good as they were, the Vikings lost sometimes.  It would crush me.  I would be so bummed I’d sit in my room the rest of the day.  It was bad.  And, you may know, the Vikings have lost FIVE Super Bowls.  I wouldn’t come out for days after those losses.

Eventually, I realized this was not a healthy practice and started questioning why I would care so much about an NFL team.  It didn’t make sense really.  I didn’t know any of the players, they didn’t call Minnesota (or Wisconsin for that matter) home, and they all made tons of money to play a game I played all weekend for free.

As I got older, I watched how other grown men acted watching their team.  They were just so vested in the games, and a loss seemed to literally take a piece of their souls.  I’ve even heard the mood in our nation’s capitol, the home to leaders of the free world, is dramatically affected by a Redskin’s win or loss.  People obviously care about their teams!

I still like college sports, but have to admit even that is waning.  Triathlon has had a direct impact on what I find important, and I’ve decided wasting my entire weekend celebrating corpse pose and watching football isn’t one of those things.  I still care about the Badgers, but the fact that they already have two losses has far less bearing on my mood.

Essentially it’s the difference between a passive and active life.

I haven’t always led by example, but truly believe the purpose in life is to learn and grow.  Without a goal or passion driving that process it’s easy to get caught in the trap of fading away; and for me that means living with guilt.

Today, I was flipping through the radio on my way home and landed on a sports talk station.  Some guy called in and was asking a question about the Titans, but he prefaced it by saying how depressed he gets when they lose.  “I stumble around the house for three or four days all bummed out.”  The hosts, and even he, started laughing, but I thought it was sad.  The Titans should have nothing to do with him, but the outcome of their games dictates how he feels.

So instead of watching football this Sunday, I will be swimming, biking, and running for 70.3 miles, and it will likely hurt.  But I will be alive.  I will be surrounded by people who would rather push their limits and “feel” life instead of sitting on a couch getting numb.

That said, I will likely spend a good chunk of Saturday in front of the computer watching the Ironman Kona World Championships, but I’m pretty sure that will have a different impact on my attitude.

Seduced By Goosepond

By @miketarrolly

Ahh, Goosepond.  She had me at hello. IMG_0213-XL

The peaceful waters of Lake Guntersville, the serene terrain of Sequatchie Valley, and the friendly folk of Scottsboro, Alabama.  A recipe for love.

This wasn’t my plan.  In fact, two weeks ago I broke it off with the Rev3 Olympic in Anderson, SC because I’ve been a little fatigued since Ironman Wisconsin.  Then, last week, I reluctantly agreed to do the bike portion of the Goosepond relay.  Then yesterday’s events turned that plan upside down.

Robbie was gonna do the swim leg of the relay, but as “luck” would have it, he’s now signed up for a Ten Mile Swim the day before our Half.  I’m assuming he will be a bit tired on Sunday and since I am not one to take challenges lying down, I decided I would relieve him of the 1.2 mile swim and do Goosepond by myself.  IMG_0142-XL

All of this takes me back to the beginning of my running.  I always put something on the radar to keep me engaged and this has ignited a much needed fire.

The Wisconsin glow lasted about two weeks before I started half-assing a workout here and there.  It wasn’t the same.  I couldn’t focus without a defined target.  Now I have one, but feel severely under-trained.

It would be logical to treat this race like a fun adventure, but that’s not really in my DNA.   I ran 10 miles on Sunday and I’m still sore, so I’m thinking rest may be the best preparation for my second 1/2 triathlon.

It’s another one-day-stand, and as we all know anything is possible.  But can I beat my Muncie 70.3 time of 5:16?  My only option is to get lost in first date magic and let Goosepond’s powers of seduction work their magic.

My Private Predictions for Ironman Wisconsin #IMWI

This is a blog I wrote about a month away from Ironman Wisconsin, but never posted because I thought it might jinx me.  I also thought it was outlandish, especially because I had covert designs on being a long-shot for a slot at Kona (10:37 was the magic number in my age group).  As it turned out, Kona was silly talk, but considering I finished in 11:58, I don’t feel as bad about actually “saying” this stuff and never beat myself up for aiming high.  Following are my unedited predictions and actual times at Wisconsin.

SWIM PREDICTION FOR IMWI

I swam Muncie 70.3 in 37 minutes and felt like I took awful lines.  Hopefully it won’t be so confusing at Wisconsin (it was and more).  I think the Muncie set-up was nice and anxiety free because everyone was so spread out, but Wisconsin should offer more swimmer-ahead-of-me sighting and less chance that I will get way off course.  I also hope to get caught up in the man-made-current.

37 minutes at Muncie and I felt good at the end.  I believe I can be a little under double that, especially since I have swam a lot more since then and feel like my swimming is much stronger now.

Swim Prediction: 1:10   (Actual IMWI swim time 1:20)

BIKE PREDICTION FOR IMW

I know the bike will be tough, but I feel like I am going to rise to the occasion.  I’ve done 110 on Natchez trace in the rain in under 6 hours.  I really feel like 95 miles in isolation on the Trace will be about the equivalent of Wisconsin.  Add the crowd, etc and I’m thinking I can have a pretty good bike split.  My ass is more prepared and as long as the conditions are right, I’ll be ready to attack with wisdom and not go over my limits.

Bike Prediction: 5:45  (Actual IMWI bike time 6:03)

RUN PREDICTION FOR IMWI

At Muncie 70.3 I really did feel pretty strong on the run.  First and second half paces of the run were 8:12 and 8:35, but thought I could negative split if it weren’t for the burning feet.  If my feet hold up, I really think I can fight through the rest of the pain and run a decent marathon.  I could be completely fucked up on this thought, but I think on a perfect day I can hold a 9 minute pace.  I think 10 is probably more reasonable, but also know that anything can happen out there.  I’m gonna side in the middle of that and go with a 9:30 pace.

Run: 4:09 damn…  we’ll see… I’d sure like to get that below 4.   (Actual IMWI run time 4:23)

So… with transitions that brings me in around 11:15 or so, which would be phenomenal, but not Kona….  I would need to cut about 30 minutes off to be in that discussion and it will obviously have to happen on the run.  When I think back to Muncie I know I could have done an 1:46.  Times 2 that is 3:32 for the marathon.  Yikes… I would need a 3:40 to be in the Kona discussion.  This seems unreasonable, but like I said, I think my legs will hold up, it’s just the other things.  Or, I could be totally crazy.  I’m way over thinking this.

The End

Predicted time 11:15 (Actual IMWI Time 11:58:58)

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POST RACE THOUGHTS

I was a little ahead of myself with these predictions, but shit happens.  In all honesty, a 45 minute miss isn’t as far off as I think it would have been had I hit my swim time.  Right or wrong, that 1:20 swim put me in “play it safe mode” because, as the race progressed, a 12-hour goal seemed most “reasonable.”  A 1:10 swim raises the stakes and likely would have made me take a few more chances on the bike to get that number closer to 5:45.  That’s a reasonable 28 minutes right there and may have had me focused on sub 11:30 versus sub 12.  The run was a wild card, but in retrospect I believe I could have knocked off another 10 minutes if I had the 11:30 target in front of me.

It’s easy to sit here and say these things, but talking it through has been a major key in my progress.  I like to learn and keep pushing for higher levels.  In retrospect, I think I ran a smart race.  I could have pushed bigger gears on the bike and cut some time, but doing my first Ironman in sub-12 is a huge accomplishment.  I am very happy with that time, but far from satisfied.

Two Tweets Lead to a 10 Mile Swim

Funny how things happen.  I saw a tweet today from @blueseventy that said:   “10 mile swim in TN – why not?  We have an entry for the first person to tell us the winning time from last year #swimthesuck”

screen_shot_2011-11-25_at_medSwim The Suck is a 10 mile open water swim through Tennessee River Gorge and sorta sounds crazy and tempting at once.  But, there’s no way I could pull that one out of my ass, so I simply re-tweeted.

That’s when my coach @IMRBRUCE, jumped on board with this:  “@blueseventy 3:22:44!! I live in Nashville. Hook me up!”robbietweet

First of all, the winner swam 10 miles in 3:22?  Second of all, five minutes ago, my coach said BLUESEVENTY contacted him and he’s in the race.  And, oh, it’s this Saturday!

So, he’ll be doing a 10 mile swim on Saturday in Chattanooga, then driving to Alabama for Goosepond to do the swim portion of a 1/2 distance triathlon relay with us on Sunday.  Dude is gonna be straight up water-logged.  dsc_2978

Thanks God it's Swim, Bike, then Run

Whoever invented triathlons did me a huge favor, but if someone ever gets a bright idea to reverse the order to run, bike, swim, they will be on my short list of enemies.  I was rudely reminded of just how painful starting with the run can be.

Wasky ran over to the house (he was two miles in when we started) and we just took off in true Wasky fashion.*  I woke up exactly 21 minutes before he showed up and we galloped along at a 8:15 pace right from the start.  I knew it was a mistake, but I actually felt good . . . for a while.

We hit the greenway, then made an awesome discovery (which I have sworn to secrecy) that lifted my spirits in sort of a paradise meets the burning fires of hell sort of way.  A new training spot that will be a game changer.

Then more greenway and more 8:15 pace.  Six miles later we’re climbing out of Shelby Park and my legs start screaming like a raging bear that’s been jostled from hibernation.

A fierce run that is my longest since Ironman.  Up and down Riverside until we exchanged a very low five and went our own ways.  He ran close to 13 and I probably got in around 10.  Ten miles and I literally feel worse than I did after 140.6 in Madison.

The point here is that swimming first is a godsend.  Tired or not, it always wakes and warms me up in just the right ways and this whole thing reminds me to remind myself of the goals I set for the off season:

1.  Get to sleep earlier.  (Challenge of a lifetime)
2.  Wake up earlier.  (Mainly so I don’t go from the bed to the pool, bike, or road . . . oh and just so you know, this morning’s run started at 9 am)
3.  Strengthen and balance mind, body, and life.  (meditation, weights, writing, a social existence)
4.   Hit the pool hard.  (Now is the time to build swim confidence, which I really think translates into overall race confidence for me)
5.   Hit the trainer hard.  (Biking is my strength, but I am far from a strong biker in these races)
6.   Increase flexibility and pliability (long, strong muscles that recover faster).
7.   Increase (regain) running speed.   (explosive muscle training)

*  Wasky truly knows one speed, “all out.”  Not many know this, but he was so fired up at Ironman Louisville he swam the entire length of the upstream channel underwater.  And coach Robbie has acknowledged more than once that Wasky’s walk is a sub-8 pace.

Life Lessons in Training

Occasionally I will pop across the street to the convenience store and invariably get into a discussion with June, the woman behind the counter.  She deals with truckers all day, and has made it clear to me she would prefer a different lifestyle, but I find our short conversations fascinating because she has what I like to call Southern Intuition.

All I have to do is throw a little bait and she launches into diatribes that seem so much bigger than buying a Coke or Snickers.

Me:  What in the world is going on these days?

Her:  “Ya know… my mom, she’s dead now, but she always used to say… and this was 20 years ago…’this country is goin to the dogs’…. and you know what?  she was right… she was right… (whisper)…she… was… right.  Honestly, I always thought she was a little crazy… I was young… I didn’t get it… she was an RN… a registered nurse… and she’d say… (now June was whispering everything)… this country is going to hell in a hand basket…. I never understood it… but I do now… I should have listened…woulda been a lot easier… your parents always know.”

I love hearing her talk in that deep southern twang.  She always adds something to my day and while I’m not totally sure I agree with her about the country going to the dogs, I like her point.  Wisdom goes a long way and life can be a lot easier if we truly listen.

But why don’t we listen to people who have been there (including ourselves)?  Why do we run too much when our coaches or legs tell us not to?  Why do we overextend ourselves or eat like crap before a race?  Why don’t we sleep when we’re tired?  Why do we make out with sledge hammers?

I saw a tweet the other day from @wisemanphil that I think sums up life (and training) pretty well:

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10 Mistakes I Made at Ironman Wisconsin #IMWI

As a first time Ironman participant, I searched for any tip I could find to make it a better experience.  In the spirit of passing it forward, I thought I’d point out a few little things I wish I would have known before, during, and after Ironman Wisconsin 2013.

1.  I didn’t study the swim course.  This will gnaw at me for a long long time, so don’t make the same mistake.

The water was very choppy and sighting was difficult.  In retrospect I should have floated out to the ski jump (maybe even walked up it for a better view) the day before (after they laid the course) and really concentrated on finding a sighting landmark. The minutes before the race are filled with jostling and talking out nerves.  I sort of guessed at sighting the bridge, but it didn’t work out that great.  I started 50 meters to the right of the buoys and that’s where I ended up at the turn.

The second thing I should have done on Saturday was take a short bike ride along that path and peered down the long back stretch of the swim course to find THAT sighting point.  When I turned the corner in the water, I felt naked.  Sighting the buoys seems obvious, but it didn’t work out for me.

2.  I started in the middle of the swim pack, and too slowly.  The middle adjacent to the ski jump, in and of itself, is not a bad place to start.  The guy next to me said it was only 9 more meters from that point to the first turn when compared to starting on the inside buoy line.  My problem was I started too slow and got mauled.

The minute I chose to start in the front, I should have realized that treading water for 20 minutes was a decent warm up and gone out fast for a few hundred meters to get some space from the crowd.

3.  I didn’t pay attention to the wind.  We had the wind at our backs for the first 20 miles of the bike and I probably could have used it a little more.  I just didn’t think about it, and when I came in on that same 20 miles I wasn’t mentally prepared for it being in my face.  I hear this is a common wind pattern at Wisconsin.

4. I didn’t use my big ring.  I had been consistently throwing my chain (many have called this user error) in the weeks leading up to the race, and it happened the first time I tried to go into my big ring.  I got paranoid and opted to conserve by spinning up and recovering down.  It didn’t turn out to be a “terrible” decision because I was shooting for 5:50 and did a 6:03, but I could have gotten a little better momentum on some of the MANY downhills.

5. I didn’t wear a Garmin on the run.  I was all over the place in my head, and even though I had fairly consistent splits, I think I could have done better if I knew my pace along the way.   Again, I don’t think it “really” screwed me, but my average pace was 10 minute miles and I think seeing that on my watch all day would have annoyed me enough to push it into the “nines” a little more often.

6. I didn’t study the run course and take advantage of the right sections.  There were certain places loaded with fans and others with slight descent that could have jolted my speed if I knew exactly where they were.

7.  I didn’t have warm enough clothes waiting at the end.  Even though it was beautiful weather, it didn’t take me long to start shivering.  A hooded sweatshirt would have sealed the deal.  After an hour, I limped back to the hotel to warm up and, after sitting for a while, couldn’t find the energy to go back to the finish line.

8.  I forgot to unpack my T2 bag after the race.  This is kinda nasty, but I had never dealt with transition bags and never thought to air it out.  It was the first time I relieved myself on the bike and I did it multiple times, which left a stench that is not fully correctable.

9.  I didn’t go back to the lake.  I thought about that swim every day of the year and after I “conquered” it, I really wish I would have went back and soaked it in one more time.  I love the water and Lake Monona is gorgeous.

10.  I didn’t stay in town a couple more days.  Even though I spent a lot of time in Madison as a kid, I forgot how awesome that place is.  Everyone that came up with me loved it as well and I really wish we would have taken a couple days on the backside to decompress and experience more of the downtown.

** And I didn’t bring back enough cheese or beer.

Ironman Wisconsin Race Report – Guest Blog

Here is the race report from my training partner Kevin Gammon, aka Racer K.  I was really happy to see this in my inbox because, a) He is intense and real with his posts, and b) we haven’t really talked about Wisconsin since we raced.  Kevin and I spent a lot of time together (much of it beating each other up in the water) the last nine months and became good friends who shared a lot of highs and lows.  Hope you enjoy this as much as I did. 

IMOO 2013 Race Recap – Kevin Gammon

Warning:  This is long.  It is an Ironman.  What do you expect?  Read it in chunks if you like.  Or not at all.  Thank  you for your consideration in either case.

Traveling to an Ironman competition is far from a vacation.  This time around, we had a group of five competitors traveling to Wisconsin and an impressive number of supporters.  My best count is around 15 supporters although I’m sure I may be missing a few.   A fan-freaking-tastic turn out. Crushing Iron Crew at Ironman WisconsinMy trip to Madison began in the wee morning hours of September 5th.  Four future competitors (Jim, Mark, Daniel and myself) and two loving partners (Christina and Bettina) packed their stuff in a van like it was a masters game of Tetris and hit the road well before the Nashville rush hour.
Crushing Iron Bike transport to Ironman WisconsinThe ride was just as quick and painless as a root canal but we managed to make it, twelve grueling hours later, without voting the weakest link out of the van.

Pre-Race

hostileDaniel, Christina, and myself decided to stay at a hostel for the trip.  Well, Daniel and I decided and Christina more or less got stuck with it.   She was very unhappy with the situation, which made things a bit stressful, but she did her best to put up with it for me.   I know it wasn’t easy, thank you for that. The hostel was a hostel- for those of us who don’t mind such things it was a great, cheap way to travel.  Daniel and I even got lucky, completely by accident, and ended up with our own “room.” Meaning we had a small wall with no door between us and the other four beds.Ok, enough about the hostel, if you would like to hear more about that traumatic experience I am sure it will end up on my girlfriends blog – here.  The first night we take on a local pub for a few brews and then the Great Dane.The Great Dane at Ironman WisconsinDay two consisted of an hour at athlete check in, a quick walk through the expo, and some time with my parents who drove up for the race.  Later that night we had our only full team dinner and a mediocre Italian restraint.  We were surprised when coach decided to show up.  He pulled a nice little trick making us think he was in Vegas and popped up.   We now had the fab five, our Fab 5 at Ironman Wisconsinsmall group from Rx Endurance, a coach, and a boat load of significant others.  A well supported race.  But this is also one of the most stressful parts.  If you have been following the Fab Five reality series and kept count while reading this, you noticed that I had four distinct circles of people there for me-  Christina, the RxE Group, the non-RxE group, and my family.   A lot of people in this situation would just say good luck guys and worry about the race.  But I’m just not that kind of person.  Coordination is difficult and stressful.  Finally we get to Saturday.  The Rx team had an easy pre-race hour workout (which ended up taking two hours) followed by bike gear check in.Fab 5 at Ironman Wisconsin Bikes

Speaking for myself, bike gear check in is the first time all weekend where the athlete can really relax.  There is officially nothing left to do except race and mentally go over your race.

It felt good to finally relax.  And by relax I mean hunt Christina Shopping at Ironman Wisconsincheese and food.  It seems Madison shuts down between 2 and 5.  Seriously guys, what is wrong with you?  So, the day before the race I am irritated, nervous, have sore feet from walking, and I’m hungry because apparently all you can do is drink in the afternoon.  If you really want to Kevin Beer at Ironman Wisconsinexcel in your Ironman do not do what I did.  Finally, my 5th group rolls into town-  Eddy and Steven.  Luckily I trust Eddy like a brother and know he will get things done with no assistance needed.  We crawl over to a little pub, work out the spectator details, and then head to a small indian restraint for dinner.   At some point during dinner I finally relax.  It is that point when you realize there is nothing left to do.  Everyone has a plan.  You finally have food because the restaurants in Madison are off their siestas.  Your shit is in transition.  Crap will be over, one way or another, in twenty-four hours.  Give or take a few hours.

I slept like a baby that night.  No fear.  It was strange.  I don’t think I’ve ever slept so well before a race.  I did wake up a bit before the alarm but didn’t mind.  Its much easier to get ready before anyone else was awake.  Met up with CK in the kitchen for breakfast, waited for Daniel, and then traveled to transition for body marking.Bike Transition Ironman Wisconsinkevchris1


 

 

 

 

 

 

The Swim

Pre Race Ironman Wisconsin SwimCoach called it right in his race recap.  My love of punctuality got me in the water early.  I was about the 10th non-pro to enter the water.  Cool except that I had to tread water around 30 minutes give or take.  I latched onto the ramp to help rest a bit.  Closer to the start of the race I noticed Jim and Mike to the right of the ramp but I couldn’t get their attention.  Instead I decided to creep up as much as the kayakers would allow trying to steal a few meters.  Yes, you can do that.  I had an aggressive plan that had me skipping all of the buoys except the turn buoy.  I caught a dip in the trees that looked like a V at the end of the swim course and called that my sighting target.   The cannon goes off and the day starts.   I actually didn’t have to fight many people for a few hundred meters.  Why?  Because I’m not a shitty swimmer.  I started in the front and, at least with the people around me, stayed in the front for a while.  Then again I am also not the fastest.Ironman Wisconsin Swim TYR ArchEventually people caught up with me and the melee began.   As much shit as I talk in the water I actually tried to be nice.  I can be violent, just ask Mike, but these people had dreams of finishing just like I did.

As long as they didn’t intentionally do anything to me I let them go.  I didn’t pull or push anyone without good reason.  However, if you did things on purpose, and Mr. D. Head next to me found out, I do retaliate.  He pulled a little maneuver where you grab someone’s (my) shoulder, push them (me) under, and propel yourself forward.   Hell no.  I grab his feet and yanked him under, elbowed him, and kicked like swimmers with bad form just to remind him that there are bigger fish in the water.  I hope cried and coughed up water on the bike.Mass Swim Ironman WisconsinOther than that there is a constant bump and grind because most people simply can’t swim a straight line.  I couldn’t without some wonderful coaching and long practices.  I get it.   You get a free pass.  Unless you choose to keep doing it after light correction.

The big problem I had from the swim actually came from the wet suit.  I still am not 100% sure about what caused it- its never happened before and I’ve logged some serious hours in the wet suit.   Neck chafing.  Serious, serious neck chafing.  It started to hurt so bad that it hindered my form.  I had difficulty properly extending my arm and reaching.  Meaning, on my right (most powerful) side, I could not properly extend, catch, and pull.  I still had the follow through.  But that really sucked.  Especially after practicing all summer.  But you work through it.  It’s an Ironman after all.  (Not a luau, right coach?).   He may kick me out of the group for that.Crowd at Ironman Wisconsin SwimSo, I come out of the water pissed but overall on target.  I had planned to swim easy because, while I knew I could swim faster, I also knew it would take valuable energy that I needed on my weakest leg:  the bike.   The gains in time from my usual swim would not outweigh the loss of performance on the 112 mile hilly, windy little course coming up.

Swim time:  1:26:08

T1

I came out of the swim annoyed.  I knew I had held back and wanted to be further ahead, my neck hurt like hell, and I was dreading the long hours I knew were up next on the bike.  I ran up and found two helpful wetsuit swimmer but things did not go according to plan. They had a hard time getting my wetsuit off and lost my goggles.  The sat around searching for them for a bit and I said “fuck it guys, this is taking too long” and ran off.

I am fairly certain I heard my parents, Christina, and Eddy but I don’t remember actually seeing them.  Water dries out my contacts. Inside the Mona Terrace things were equally frustrating.  I ran around looking for a place to sit down before giving up and standing to change and not a single volunteer offered to help me with my gear.  Let me repeat that-  at every single point on Bike Transition Ironman Wisconsin the course I loved the volunteers except in transition.  I’ll bring it up again when I talk about T2 but during my entire time in changing area not a single volunteer even acknowledged me.  Period.  Not a “hi, good job, let me help” or even playful slap on the ass.  Thanks guys.  So, I threw my bike stuff on, lathered with enough euro—butter to be considered naughty, packed my gear back up, and I found where to take my bag and left the transition area.  I also had some difficulty getting my sun sleeves on (which were completely pointless- it was a perfect cloudy day.) If you are wondering why the hell someone would have a 10-minute T1 when they didn’t even change clothes- that’s why.  Well, Madison is a long transition anyway.  But not that bloody long.  Outside of the changing area the volunteers immediately became more helpful, offering to lather me up with sunscreen.  But when the sunscreen hit the neck I knew it.  Stupid wetsuits.  I jogged down the long transition to find my bike and I was finally off to the longest part of the day.   I heard my dad calling my name a I went down the well known spiral and at the end saw Robbie and Allie.  Surprisingly, it was comforting.  I think I heard my dad as well.  The bike ride had begun.Bike Exit Ironman Wisconsin T1-  11:35

The Bike

I’ve been in the tri world from somewhere between 2 and 3 years now.  I’ve grown to love the swim and I’ve always enjoyed the run.  But I have never been excited about spending 6+ hours on a bike.   I don’t know why.  The only thing I like about it is being done.

So, lets get to it.  Like everything that day, coach had given me a ballpark plan to follow that looked something like this:  First 16ish just spin.  Chill out and enjoy.  The first 40 mile loop use a recon.  Go easy and learn the course.  Work on the second 40 miles.  Go easier on the way home.  So that was the plan.

I felt that I was spinning on the way out.  I don’t know if the wind was at my back or I was just feeling cheeky but my spin was actually a decent clip between the 18-19 range.  I did have some stomach issues and I was afraid I was going to have a Louisville repeat so I forced myself to slow down, eat and drink.  The first person I saw on the bike was Daniel.   Around mile 20 he caught up.  I told him about the stomach.  We talked a bit and he went off.  When people pass you is the hardest time to stick to your plan.  Remember, it is your race.  If you run theirs you will most likely suffer.  So I let him go.  After around another 5 – 10 miles and some long hills, my stomach finally started to feel better and I got my second wind.  Oh the hills.  I did not scout the course.  I think that’s silly.  You won’t remember 112 miles (ok, 56 because it’s a loop)  and you will freak yourself out because it looks harder than it is.  Weight the mental costs and benefits before you hop on the bandwagon.   But the difficulty of the hills was surprising.  Still not as bad as everyone warned but that is simply because of proper training.  I saw several people, even at the beginning, give in and say they were done.  Work hard before the race if you are coming to Wisconsin.

The spectators were great.  I remember passing a clown in a corn field who spookily pointed the way up the first “major” climb.  These climbs had people lining both sides, drums playing, horns blowing.  The atmosphere was amazing.  Just keep pushing and you will get to the top. Nothing to it.  But there were three such climbs close to each other.   You will feel it by the end and wonder why someone would make you do it twice.     But take heart, you are about to enter the area where a free shuttle runs.  That means if you have a good support group, you are about to finally see some people you know.  Sure enough at (another) sharp turn I see the smiling faces of John , Robbie, Allie, and Carolyn.  Or +2, coach, +1, and Mrs. +2.  There may have been others but it went so fast I didn’t catch it.  Sorry guys.  So I roll up to a water stop, make an ungraceful exchange, and then another group surprises me.  Christina, Eddy, and Steven start cheering as I am clumsily taking in water from the bike.  Very cool.  Its nice to get a second wind.   At this point I am afraid I am slightly behind my goal (and I was) because of the need to slow down for my stomach.  But I didn’t get sick and I was still rolling.   At a minimum I knew that would make this better than Lousiville.  So I keep pushing to loop two.  (Quick side note- I was wearing my EN kit and a random person yelled ENFL.  So someone other than our group really knew EN.  I love getting shout outs.)Verona Bike Course at Ironman WisconsinSecond loop, same as the first.  I stopped a few times on the second loop to stretch a bit.  If I had realized how close II was to Jim at that moment I would heave kept going but what can you do.  My second loop pace was slower than I liked-  I could have sped up a bit but after going through that collection of hills I decided to do my best to save a bit.  The course was less crowded-  fewer people on the hills.  I was glad to be greeted by the Waskys at the same corner.  The last few miles in were just a slow and steady spin, trying to relax the muscles and get ready for the run.  I was very happy to hand the bike off to volunteers and move on to the rest of my day.

One last note on the bike.  It is a technical.  There are several sharp turns on fast downhills.  When you see a sign that says slow down, do it.  I saw one  man carried off in an ambulance and multiple people with some serious road rash.  Take care people.

Bike Time: 7:11:30

T2 

T2 was almost an identical experience as T1 except I was very happy to be off the bloody bike.  The day was practically over.

T2:  7:22

The Run

The run is my favorite event.  There is more support, more people to talk to, more energy to pull from.   Of course it is at the end of having traveled 114.4 miles.  It feels good to be running.  Changing the motion from the bike.  I am having a hard time judging my pace-  I feel that I’m going easy but am still clocking some aggressive (for me) miles.

I start off feeling great.  Did I mention it was nice to be off the bike?  I try to hold myself back because I know its.. well, its still a marathon.  Even at what I perceive to be an easy pace turn out to be some decent miles.  Not even breathing heavy at this point.  What I’m really looking forward to is mile 6ish-  where I know my support is waiting- and slowly hunting down some of my friends.   Around mile 6 I get a nice shock when I see mighty Mike T close to finishing his first loop.  He was looking good and in the zone but popped out of it when I yelled for him.  As competitive as we all are it was good to see him ahead, after his change of lifestyle (which took a few months) he truly put in more work than any of us.  So, good for him.

So the run continues.  There were a lot of little out and backs and then finally the stadium.  It was cute to do it one time but I must say not worth the extra effort.  After the stadium we traveled up observatory hill (where I choose to walk a bit and save my strength) and then down back into town.  (Again around mile 6ish) This is where things good interesting for me.  I knew my patience would pay off- I just didn’t know how much, when, or how.  But I saw Jim- at what I estimated to be very close.  I should have passed him silently but I decided to yell out.  I could tell he wasn’t feeling 100% but hell, its an ironman.  Who does?  It was probably my most mature racing moment when I held myself back and did not speed up to try and pass immediately.   It was wise.  My “close” estimate was off by a mile.   The out and back was much further away than anticipated.   I would have blown a lot if I had gotten excited.  So I carry on.   Around mile 6 was great, it was the first time on the run that I got to see Eddy and Christina (I think Steven was still with them here but I’m not positive).  It is a great pick up to see people you care about.   So I keep running.Run Course at Ironman WisconsinStaying slow and steady.  Slow and steady.  It took about two to two and a half more miles before I caught up with Jim.  It was after a small dirty path and towards another turn around.  Longer than I thought.  But I finally caught up to him.  We talk a bit and I hear about his troubles.  It does suck.  I was having troubles to but didn’t want to say anything.  I will say one thing; I’ve had a lot of bad and painful races which prepared me for what Jim felt.  I didn’t know if he had the same experiences.  So we ran together for a bit.  I told him my plan-  12:00 minute miles, anything under I would walk the difference to recover.  He stayed with me for about a mile or two until we reached the stadium and he said, “have a good race.”  That was the last I saw of him until after the finish line.

Somewhere between the stadium and the turn around I ran into Christina and Eddy again.  Eddy decided to run with me a bit- technically illegal but that is a minor detail.  It wasn’t long.  And then I make it to the first loop turn around.  I hear my parents, my friends, and somehow over the roar of the crowd even Robbie’s every present badgering voice.   He was perched like a bird of prey above the crowd.  But the odd thing was that he was yelling encouragement.  I spent the next mile wondering if he was sick or drunk.  In either case, it was a good pick up and I kept running.  Still feeling great.  Still sticking to my plan.  All smiles and thumbs up.  Knocking people off by the handful.

The second lap is the same for some time. I make it to the stadium and still feel great.  I’m slightly sore on the bottom of my feet but not bad.   Then I get to the college.  Close to observatory hill-  and I start to feel the need for a bathroom break.  Unfortunate.  When I sat down to handle the situation I started to feel dizzy.  The dizziness didn’t go away.  I soon felt a bit sick to my stomach and sat down for a second.  This would be the beginning of the last 8 miles.  The last eight were a combination of running happy and painful vomiting.  It was probably nutrition.  This has been something I have fought with during my entire racing career.  On the bright side, the fact that I didn’t have problems until the last 8 miles is a huge improvement.Ironman Wisconsin Finish Line Capitol

Let me just hit some highlights.  First- the dirt path by the lake sucks at night.  Total bull shit.  I slowed down at least :30 per mile because I couldn’t see and didn’t want to twist my ankle.  But whatever, everyone had to do it.  (That hadn’t passed it already.)   There was also one moment where I was literally on my hands and knees sick and had to push myself off the ground.  A woman in a kangaroo suit offered to run me in the last mile (I declined.)  And finally, right before the finish, I saw the RX crew.  Clearly intoxicated this time.  Allie ran with me a little bit and filled me in on everyone’s status. It was great to have some company.  Around the last corner she let me go and went back to wait for Jim.  I round the corner and see the arch.  I knew my people were there but the lights were so bright and the sound so loud that I couldn’t see anyone.  I pull it in, finish the race, and take a deep breath.  The day was over.

Run:  5:37  (Note-  even though I felt great I am disappointed.  This was only a minute fast than Louisville, where I was a bloody fucking mess.  I don’t know where this broke down but I was expecting at least 30 minutes faster.  Although I do think that was mainly getting sick in the last 8.  Who knows?)

 Post Race

Total Time:  14:33:36

Westsuit Rash Ironman WisconsinAh.  Post race.  So beautiful.  My “catcher” was a great guy.  Turns out we both raced Louisville the year before but the heat got to him and he dropped out.  It reminds you how anything can happen on any given day.  I leave the chute and I’m only feeling slightly ill.  I always feel sick after races by the way.  Its almost universal.   I sit around for what I perceive as a while and didn’t see my friends/family so I resort the backup plan – The Great Dane.  Well, it turns out they were there.  I was either so out of it that I couldn’t see them.  I later learned that this caused a great deal of panic and confusion.  So, I was sitting at the Great Dane.  Getting sick mind you.  And my friends/family was looking for me on the side of the road and the medical tent.  Whoops.  Emotions are high.   Luckily I find a nice couple that let me borrow their cell phone.   Finally we regroup.  Friends and family and athlete united.  For beer of course.  We hit the Great Dane and are quickly joined by Hudgins and Jim and have a great celebration.  Now the day was complete!Kevin Christina Finisher's Medal Ironman Wisconsin

What’s Next?

Well, if you are still reading you are either my friend or looking for a course review.  If you are looking for a course review let me give you a quick summary.  It is windy and it is hilly.  Train appropriately.  You will burn your legs on the bike.  Period.    You can clock out now.

Where do I start for the friends.?  Let’s start with my race future.  Well, I am taking at least a year off from Ironman.  There are several reasons.  First, I am going back to school to get yet another masters degree.  That takes time.  Second, I plan to spend more time in my relationship with Christina.  Again, I have put Ironman training first for two years.  Its time to look at other things.  Also money.  This isn’t a cheap sport.  The average ironman salary is $126,000  (USAT, 2012.).   As a math professor for a small college… well, let’s say I bring the average down.  Way down.  It is an expensive hobby.  My entire 2014 race entry budget (at this point) is a little over half of one Ironman entry.  The final reason is that I am thinking about leaving Nashville.  It has been a good, long run but things are coming together and the signs are pointing West.  I go where life takes me.  So I do not want to take on anything serious when I don’t even know where I will be in nine months.  Right now I am focusing on running.  Mainly because I don’t feel guilty when I miss runs, I can do it “for fun.”  The triathlon has always been competitive for me so the guilt of not giving 100% would be uncomfortable.

I’m not sure what that means about my future with RxE.  Strict running is not really Robbie’s favorite area. If nothing else I am an RxE alumni.

I’ll still throw in some posts from time to time if MT allows it.  I have a race in a week actually.  A pleasant walk through the park called Stump Jump.   I’m not in my best running shape but again- its about staying in shape and having fun right now.   Because I don’t know what else will happen at the moment.

And my post race health?  I’m glad you asked.  Let me mention a bit about that. Last year, after Louisville, I gained weight, became depressed, and lost direction.  This year I have dropped more weight, I’m happy as hell, and I’m very focused.  The difference?  This time I planned my post season before my race was over.  If you are a first time ironman, I highly encourage you to do the same.  When you take something that has been such a large part of your life and throw it away-  well, it is easy to get in a depressed spiral.  This year I had goals- even if they were fun ones- mapped out well before that void hit my life.  I am much happier and better off for it.

Thanks to Christina  and Carolyn who took  most of the pictures you see here!

(http://www.usatriathlon.org/about-multisport/demographics.aspx)

Read Kevin’s Louisville Race Recap from 2012 here.

Ironman Wisconsin Swim Start 2013 – Video #IMWI

This was the moment I thought about a thousand times, the Ironman Wisconsin Swim Start.   The thought of being in that water with nearly 3,000 swimmers just blew my mind and it was everything I expected.  Here’s a short trailer for the documentary I hope to finish sometime before I die.  Special thanks to Roger Jokela and my brother, Chris Tarrolly for shooting this video and saving the film.


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My Favorite Photos From A Year Of Crushing Iron

I have officially hit 300 posts on Crushing Iron so I’ve taken the liberty of selecting some photos that illustrate highlights from what has been a fantastic year filled with great friends, family, and races. 

This is a screen grab from the first Fab 5 Interviews in February.  We had a dream of landing PBR as a sponsor for the documentary and Kevin unwittingly became our spokesperson.  Kevin and Jim had a side battle going on throughout training and this picture is when Kevin said, “I have no predictions for this group, other than I will beat Jim Schwan by at least 10 minutes.”  See video here.KevinPBRI could build an entire library of “Jim photos” but this is probably my favorite.  I can’t remember why he went to the Lamb Chop look, but he said he’s planning to bring it back soon.  Let’s hope he’s serious.  882_4614175104691_258020759_nThis is my buddy Roger Badger (in the background wearing white) with famous marathoner Bill Rogers in the foreground.  It was Roger’s first marathon in Huntsville and I just think this picture is hilarious because we were both a star struck by our childhood idol.  And no, we didn’t talk to him. 2012-12-07_16-07-14_606This is coach Robbie the morning of Ironman Louisville posing for a shot in front of the adult novelty store on the way to his race.  Loose and ready to hit the water.IMG_0478This was from the X3 Christmas party and the first photo of the Fab 5.  But what most don’t know is that Mark wasn’t actually there so I Photoshopped him over my shoulder.  It’s just so ridiculously awesome.  FabFivex3I have no clue what race this was, but for some reason Daniel wore full-on business gear and it seems like it should be a commercial or something.  I especially like the look of the guy behind him who seems to be thinking, “I gotta catch that guy in the suit.”  More great shots of Daniel here.

Daniel, proving it's all in the mind

Mark battled more injuries than Greg Oden but kept showing up.  Here he is rubbing a knot out of his shoulder before the Muncie 70.3.  He trained most of the year with a double hernia and a torn bicep, then took Madison by storm.  markmuncieHere you can see Jim asking me if I’m going to make it to the end of my first 5K in April of 2013. Always a classic shot for the ages.  I think my answer was, “If you stop asking me questions I might.”

Coach and Mike

This is Daniel, Lee Wilson and Season Kaminski from Nashville Running Company.  I think I just asked Lee if he was going to sponsor the Fab 5.

LeeReactsThe photographer at Rev3 Knoxville nailed this shot.  Me battling for dear life as this guy in the green put me away at the finish line.  Rev3finishCUA huge group toes the line for one of our many open water training sessions.  There is nothing like starting your day at 6 am in the open water.  andersonbeachlineThis is Wasky in the white shades with Allie and Jim in the background.  I’m pretty sure Wasky would call this legit.waskyshadesThis me with Dr. Oz in after our 5K face off in Las Vegas.  Oz has become a lukewarm fan of Crushing Iron over the year and even posted several pictures of me on his own blog.  It doesn’t get much more ridic than two middle aged guys posing for a selfie.IMG_0082Corey and his wife, Donna, after he crushed Louisville in under 12 hours (including 6 course meal transitions), giving me something to shoot for.  He beat me by a minute and don’t think I haven’t lost sleep over this.  1149030_10151893079204973_1013265973_nAnother legit shot of Wasky after Ironman Louisville.  He was in great spirits despite having 4,565  leg cramps on the run.  4febb808-e929-4e1e-970e-23ff8ccd34f3Robbie took this shot of me Friday night in Madison.mike capitolMe and Rebekah in front of the Wisconsin State Capitol.  She played a huge role in my training and gave me endless support the whole way through.  She was always there to push me out the door when I didn’t feel like it and encourage me to go after my highest goals.  mikerebekahMy mom was probably my biggest fan after she finally figured out what the heck Ironman was all about.  Here she is in full glory on the IMWI course with the best sign of the day.1277461_10101494407053210_901633716_oWhat a great feeling and relief this was.  Me and Robbie after the race celebrating the hard work.mikerobbieMe with my dad after the race.  It was amazing to see how he slowly came alive about Ironman and it meant more than he knows to have him there.  It was a flashback to all the days he spent cheering for me in sports when I was a kid.1270491_10101494431399420_714549893_oThis is me and my bro after the race.  We have spent many hours together playing sports in our life and it was especially awesome to share this win with him.  He was definitely one of my biggest supporters along the way and hopefully one day we can both cross an IM finish line in the same day.mikechrispsdAnd, of course, this classic shot by Carolyn Petredis Wasky of me hugging my sister after IMWI. Amy traveled from Dallas to see the race and it was truly emotional to have her around.  We don’t see each other that much and having her there to create this moment was special.1277431_10101494421738780_417964137_o