Like "The Flying Monkey" Isn't Hard Enough

UPDATE:  All the “hundreds” of 2013 Flying Monkey Pics have been moved here:  Crushing Iron on Flickr

Tomorrow I will witness a legendary running race.   I will stand, shivering on the sidelines as a bunch of friends and other brave souls tackle one of the harder marathons in the business, the Flying Monkey.

It is a beautiful, yet brutal run that kicks off at 8 am with a starting temperature forecast of 25 degrees.  Making matters worse?  It’s not supposed to get above freezing.  I am totally jealous.

It’s easy to rock a race when conditions are perfect, but weather is the great equalizer.  Tomorrow, we’ll find out how tough everyone is and they will carry that badge forever.  It reminds me of the cold rainy day at my Rev3 race in this Spring in Knoxville, the blistering heat of Ironman Louisville this summer, and 30 degree air for the Ironman Lake Tahoe swim this Fall.  All three had very, very tough weather conditions, and tomorrow, Flying Monkey will join the club.IMG_4551

These are the races that create fraternity for the competitors.  Runners will forever be able to say “I ran the Monkey below freezing.”  Alumni will be able to spot each other simply by looking in their eyes.  A subtle confidence will emanate from their being.

“Hey, did you run the Monkey in 2013?”  “Why yes I did.”  “I knew it!”  High five.

So, if you’re running in the morning and are fortunate enough to read this post before the gun, consider yourself blessed.  Keep your form, don’t let snot freeze on your lip, and beat the shit out of this monkey.  It will suck for a while, but the legend of this race will live a long, long time.  That means years and years of conversation that will be much more enjoyable if you wipe the weather from your head, let go of the pain and leave it all on the course.

And if you want to feel sorry for someone, think of the unlucky spectators who are standing there shivering as you bathe in glorious sweat.  Or, even me, who will be crouched down with frozen fingers taking pictures of your happy faces.

Go get ’em you lucky bastards!
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Ironman Louisville 2013 Video #IML

Ironman Louisville has always had a special place in my heart.   The last two years I’ve watched it, and will finally be racing this course in 2014.  I shot this video and finally got around to cutting it to Eminem’s “Lose Yourself.”  It’s focused on my friends Robbie, Wasky, and Corey.  Hope you enjoy.

Here are a few screen grabs of the stars of this video.  Wasky above, Robbie and Wasky below.  Corey in the third frame.

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Coach Unveils His Game Plan for Ironman Louisville

In my “short” time training for an Ironman, I am continually amazed by how much I change my mind and strategy.  Something works one day and I tend to put it down as gospel, but training for Ironman is a moving target. munciegroupThere are so many different factors on top of trying to manipulate your energy over three sports.  Weather, location, course, rest, equipment issues, nutrition, sleep, over-training, under-training, and the list goes on and on. 

The only constant I have found in this process is listening to my body.  If I feel strong, I push a little harder.  If I feel weak or exhausted, I proceed with caution. 

I have been training for nine months with one goal in mind, and I can honestly say I have given it all I have.  I’ve skipped workouts, I’ve shortened workouts, but I have always showed up.  I’ve always addressed the workout at hand, even if that meant deciding not doing it would be the best plan. 

Robbie Bruce has been my coach since the beginning.  His experience and thirst for figuring this thing out has motivated and inspired me.  He has his beliefs, but nothing is in stone and the more he races, the more he realizes you have to learn from your efforts, then do what it takes to get better. 

Following is a blatant example.  Robbie had a brutal experience at Louisville last year and will drive up I-65 once again to tackle the beast. 

The first article is his plan for this year at Ironman Louisville.  Below that is his plan for last year’s race.  They are virtually opposite.  I might suggest you scroll down and read his 2012 story first, then see what he has in store this year. 

Ironman Louisville 2013 – The Game Plan

By Robbie Bruce

I have a hard time calling this a game plan.  Not sure why.  I just do.   It’s not a game or a “plan.” It is just a single race broken down into certain points of focused execution. A race that has  basically haunted me since it ended last year.857564_420817301342415_105957867_oDon’t get me wrong. It changed me for the good but it haunts me. It pisses me off. It makes me angry. In turn it has made me fiercely focused in one thing. Execution.

I just want to execute my strategy.

I was quoted earlier this week as saying,” I approached IML like the Godfather with a tommy gun last year. This year like an army ranger sniper.” That is the case for 2013.

IML is not a popular race anyway bc of how hard it is and the fact that I bombed it terribly last year should likely have made it my “black widow” of triathlons. Some might suggest I stay away. I may fail again. For me. It used to be about redemption. Instead it is now about “not proving others wrong but proving myself right.”

I have approached this race totally different compared to last year. Preparation wise the differences have been:
– train and use on course nutrition
-run my hardest and longest at the hottest  part of the day
– down 12 lbs compared to last year
– heat acclimated
– steam room time
– longer bike and run prep
– diet change
– less trainer and more trace

Those are just a few. If you read last years “Game Plan” you will notice other changes.

So now the race.

Swim– I will get to the swim as late as possible. Last in the water is fine by me. More sleep. Less standing. Less nerves. More nutrition.(all opposite from last year.) The plan is to swim steady. Swerve through the crowd. Draft when appropriate but swim on a rift. Goal time – 58-59mins.429893_459019007522244_1945278021_n

Bike– I will spend the first 10 miles just spinning easy and taking in nutrition and fluids. Slingshotting passed the 2,000 people left in front of me. The next 90 are what makes IML…. IML. Hills. Rollers. Hills. Rollers. Heat. Hills. Heat. The bike this year will simply be a set up. I won’t push it. I won’t attack it. I will take as it comes. I will spin the uphills and  use the downhills to my advantage. I will prepare on the bike. Ill spend 5:30 preparing to run. Maybe more or maybe less but it’s just preparation bc I will within myself. I always say,”There is no such thing as a great bike followed by a bad rim.” Just means you biked to hard. I won’t. Ill just patiently chomp at the bit to get off and run.
Goal- 5:25-30

Run– negative split. That’s it. Start the first 5 miles around 8:00-05 then move it down in 3 mile blocks. My run will make the day for me. I believe I have 7:40s in me. It is a fairly flat course. I know it well bc I walked much of the second loop last year.  My nutrition is dialed in and my weight is down. Goal is 3:25-30

Work is in. I have every detail memorized. If I shared them all, all 6/20 of you still reading would turn to 1/20 and that won’t help Mike’s blog. In conclusion, last year I was pumped and confident. This year I am focused and relaxed. See you Aug 25 with 364 days of lessons learned.

Ironman Louisville 2012 – The Game Plan
(Written before last year’s race)

By Robbie Bruce

Robbie PhonePeople often ask athletes before a race, “So, what is your goal time or plan? ” How do you think you will do?” All these questions are pretty hard to answer given that a triathlon, especially one as long as an Ironman, can have so many variables. There is wind, heat, waves, swim, nutrition, bike, mechanicals, run, cramps, 3000 other people, course terrain, time of year… etc. All of these conditions effect your race and your day in some way shape or form. The important thing to remember is that no race is “perfect.” In fact, that is why a lot of people do these races. It is about over coming obstacles, persevering, enduring and ultimately conquering. I always write up some post race recap after my bigger races just to show what I was thinking. None of it has to do with my performance but just my view of the race and more importantly, what I was thinking. This time I will do the opposite. Here is my “game plan for IML.”

First off some training stats-

Longest Swim- 4500 yds

Longest Bike- 5.5 hrs. (I don’t ever look at mileage or speed but instead HR and Power. I actually have no idea what the longest distance I covered on the bike was.)

Longest Run- 17 miles.

Friday-

robbie profileShort drive to Louisville to get checked in. Goal for Friday is to just get settled in. No workouts. Just pick up the pack
et and get to the room. You wont see me hanging around the expo, shaking hands, chatting it up. I did not train for the last 9 months to go shopping. In fact, if I am not in my room you will most likely see me with headphones in. It is not that im trying to be rude and not talk to you, it just that, I don’t want random people talking to me. I care about you guys, not so much some stranger from Indiana. 🙂 I eat my big “meal” on Friday night with family. The night before carb load is a waste. It doesn’t even have any time to get in to your system in order to use. You also wont find me at the Athlete Welcome Dinner. It’s just not for me. I want to eat the food I want to eat and be around the people I love and care about and those that support me. Eating subpar food someone else fixed for me to eat with 2800 strangers just ain’t my idea of a good night. Get to bed at a decent hour.

Saturday.

Wake up early to get my workouts out of the way

Swim- 15 min easy with no efforts.

Bike- 40 mins easy with 2 x 3′ at IM effort

Run- 10 min right off the bike. No efforts.

1001481_477661225658022_588319559_nI will spend the rest of my day in the room as much as possible and trying to keep my mom and sis relaxed. My mom has only seen my do one race and that was Ironman Florida when I was just trying to finish. I think that race was harder on her than me. My sis has never seen me race. Im very thankful to have them there but did warn them it may not be pretty. 🙂 I will take some time to get my bike and gear bags checked in, pack my special needs, get my nutrition ready, etc. But again, I will be in the friendly confines of my hotel room or spending time with friends and family.  I will eat a big breakfast and lunch and then a very small dinner before 5pm. Then i will start sipping on a sports drink the rest of the evening. I will load up on water Thur and Fri but then take in only sports drink Saturday. I dont wanna flush out all the stuff Ive been storing. I will also start the saltcap loading at breakfast. Goal is to be in the room by 6pm at the latest. Feet up. Relaxing. So if you wanna see me. I will tell you my room number. The rest of the night will be spent thinking about the last 9 months and how I got here. After all, Ironman isnt about the race. It is about the journey.

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!!!!!

Wake up at whatever time I need to in order to get at the front of the line at the swim. A lot of people want to be at the back. I am an above average swimmer so frankly, I would just rather not have you in my way. 🙂 I will eat my normal breakfast of 2 packets of oatmeal, pb, 2 pieces of toast, multi v, and 2 saltstick caps. Then I will hydrate with Infinit up until the swim start. The morning of the race is my favorite. It is dark out, the lights are on, my earphones are in, music playing in my ears, its game time. I usually am not a talker but knowing that I will have some good friends doing body marking I will be a little chatty and may even dish out a hug or too. Maybe:) Make my way to the swim line, take some nutrition with me and get ready to race.

Goals and Strategy

As I previously stated I want to be out in front. I want some clean water and a clean course in front of me for the first loop on the bike.

Swim- Goal time- 54-57:00 Range. All dependent on current and how Im feeling but I have trained to be in that range. I will speed up the cadence when going into the current and slow it down and relax when going with the current. I swam a 59:00 at IMAZ back in 11 and I know my fitness is better. I also know that teaching the OWS Clinics have helped me a lot and made me think about my stroke more than ever so “thank you” to everyone who has attended. I want to come out of the water in the top 5 in my age group.

T1-

Don’t piddle or take my time but instead speed it up and just get out. Make sure I am loaded up and get on the road.

Bike-

Nutrition wise I will have bottles of Infinit Run with 2 scoops and half a saltstick cap dissolved into it. I will also have 1 gel flask with 5 Blueberry Pom Roctanes in it. I dont have a set schedule of intake. I simply “drink to thirst” and listen to my body. It all depends on the heat, wind, humidity, etc. You cant ever train in those “exact conditions” bc you dont know what they will be until that day.

561749_341824682575011_379061899_nStrategy wise- Goal avg hr is 135 and goal avg power is 200-205. I plan on getting off the bike under 5:15. Ive done the training. Ive done the work. Ive seen the improvements. Now it is all me:). I will use the first 10 miles to get in some straight water so I’ve got something to help absorb the calories going forward.  The first loop I will simply relax and let the speed come to me. Drench myself with water and Ice when I can and just try and stay cool. The second loop is when I will pick up the tempo. I wont go out of my zone but i will push it. The last 15-20 miles of the bike are flat and I plan on going. I’m going to let it fly. If someone passes me in my age group I’m going with them. I have IMF at the end of the year and I have even lofty goals for that race than I do for this one so I’m in IML to play, and play hard. I’m past the point where it’s time to just go and finish. It is time for me to race. To not be afraid of winning because I am too afraid to lose. I’m racing IML and not going to just finish.

T2-

Just as before. – get in. get out. Look at my watch and move.

Run-

Goal avg HR is 155 and average pace really just depends on the temps. Having said that. I will look at my watch, do the math, and say, “This is what I need to run in order to go under 10……” Lets go. That is my goal. I wanna go under 10 for the first time ever. I will run as hard and as fast for as long as I can move my legs. If you see me struggling on the course, remind me of my belief. Ironman is a long day with a lot of thinking. I know the course is hard but I believe I have it in me. I believe I can average 7:50s, run a 3:30-3:35 marathon and get it. I ran 8:30s at IMAZ last yr on a hiller albeit cooler run course. I cant control the conditions but i want to be in the top 100 overall.. Regardless of time, If i am in the top 100 I will consider it the best race of my life. The top 100 means more to me than the time. It is all relative. My bib # is 1291 so if you are following my splits on IronTrac and are at the race, see where I am overall and in my age and tell me. Im coming to dance. Im not coming to sit in the chair and just wait on someone to ask me and play it safe. I plan on running down 4th street live with all my might. I may feel weak, I may feel strong, but regardless of my time or place, I will have emptied the tank long before and will be testing myself physically and mentally.IMKYFinishLine

You can ask my good friend Robert Phifer. I used to be a big introvert when it came to triathlon. Was not really concerned with others, was not looking for support, would rather train alone, race alone, etc. Coaching has taught me more than I ever thought possible. I have a wonderful group of athletes and have made hundreds of new friends within the triathlon community. I have a tremendous amount of confidence going into this race and i have many of you to thank. Your encouragi
ng words, knowing you will be there with signs, yelling, cheering, supporting, has made me more confident.To enlighten you to how I am actually feeling right now, on my run yesterday, all I could think about was you guys cheering, running corners with all my might, hearing the crowd roar, I pictured myself running through the finish line and letting out this huge ROAR… I began to get teary eyed and incredibly angry, I was just ready to go!!! I have no problems putting a lot on my shoulders and taking others with me. So if you are coming to IML or your watching from home I encourage you to come dance with me.

Ironman Louisville . . . tick . . . tick . . . tick

I remember Louisville 2012 like it was yesterday.  My first peek behind the Ironman curtain. 

Jim and I walked in street clothes along side thousands of hopefuls, all dressed in skin tight suits, ready to throw it on the line.  We stopped next to Kevin and offered awkward verbal support, but I’m pretty sure just being there was enough.

It was before sunrise and most athletes stared into the darkness contemplating their race.  A massive grouping of men and woman, yet each stood alone.  Words were no longer important, it was simply time to show the work.  Louisville swimmIn a nutshell, I am pumped for Ironman Louisville.  I have three good friends racing and know the experience will blow me through the roof for Wisconsin.  Last year was my first Ironman experience, this time I will be spectating from a completely different perspective.

Being in the same training trench with these guys for 6 months builds something that can’t be taken away.  Whether it’s a grueling 110 mile ride in the rain or a slew of 6 am open water swims, the connection runs deep.

1004776_477533792337432_2080323831_nIt starts with Robbie Bruce, who I met at Calypso Cafe last Fall where he agreed to be my coach for Ironman Wisconsin.  I think he must have a sixth sense because taking me on as an endurance athlete seemed a stretch but he obviously knew something I didn’t.  He has pushed, pulled, and backed away at the perfect times.  I’ve done the work, but his style and insight has been the perfect combination to take me from the couch to an Ironman.  Make no mistake, he’s done the work as well, and now I will be on the other side as coach unleashes the athlete.

It continues with John Wasky, who I met on a random Sunday Fun Day at 3 Crow Bar.  Wasky shares many characteristics with me including bleeding Badger red and the ability to seemwaskyshades completely focused and scattered at once.  His biggest challenge at Louisville will be pulling in the reigns.  Wasky knocked out a 5:06 at Muncie 70.3 and he’s just warming up.

I told him he’s so pumped for Louisville he could likely swim halfway up the channel under water after diving off the pier.  His answer, “You might be right.”

Wasky was the great addition to our group.  He’s always willing to have a good time, but can instantly flip a switch and push our level of effort.

980328_10101392194078830_1194338109_oI just had a text conversation with them both and Robbie posted a screen shot of his bike and run times from last year at Louisville.  To say it grates his ass is an understatement.  He came out of the water 64th in the field, then fell apart halfway through the bike.  He battled to finish the run, but Louisville is a painful memory.

I asked Robbie if he was pumped to go back this year and this is what he said:

Robbie: I was more pumped last year.  This year, I’m just focused.  Last year I attacked it like the Godfather with a Tommy gun.  This year . . . like an Army Ranger sniper.

I pointed up at this as if to say it was a good lesson for Wasky, who replied,

Wasky:  That’s the hope.

Robbie:  Don’t hope.

Just great shit there.

247073_10151667354734973_1102075928_nCorey Coggins and I connected at Rev 3 in Knoxville.  He was tackling his first half Iron distance and I was feeling his pain.  The day was miserable.  56 degrees and rain the entire day.  I had the Olympic in front of me, but Corey would still be on the course as I made my trek back to Nashville.  And the whole ride I was checking for his splits and genuinely fired up when he finished.  That’s the connection that can be made when you share conditions like that day at Rev 3.  He spent over 6 hours in brutal weather chasing the finish line and it was a big moment for both of us.

A month or so later he made the decision to do Louisville and has been a mainstay at our open water swims.  We’ve gotten a lot closer and Saturday he was rolling with me for most of that 110 miles in the pouring rain.  Somewhere around mile 90 I was thinking it reminded me of Rev 3, and, about that same time, Corey said what I was thinking.

Last year Louisville was my awakening, this year will be more like confirmation.  Training for and putting your hat into Ironman is a game changer and now I know what it really takes.

Months of training will funnel three good friends into the Ohio River for the test of a lifetime.  They will take hot seat while I sit and watch, hoping my presence will somehow make a difference.