Welcome To Wisconsin #IMWI

The plan was to leave Tuesday night at 6:00, stay in a hotel 4 hours out of Nashville, then be in Wisconsin by noon. It didn’t quite work out that way.

We ended up leaving Nashville around 7:00, had to eat, deal with the dog, and only made it about 3 hours and stayed in Marion, Illinois, which seems to have cornered the non-traditional tourism market by housing both a VA hospital and a prison. Wednesday drive took about six hours and we got to Wisconsin about 3:30.welcome to wis

Rolled into my parents and, as luck would have it, there was a swim meet going on at the public pool I could literally see from my bedroom as a child. I walked over and got a little pre-race motivation from the kids. beloit pool

Dad manned the grill and turned out some amazing burgers before we settled down at in the War Room and went over mom’s plans for the Ironman spectators. maps central

So, anyway, honestly, I love my mother, but her computer is really testing my patience right now, so I will soon be in Madison, and give a couple more updates before Sunday. Thanks for hanging around all year and I can assure you this blog will continue after the race. I just learned 29 people from our training team are signed up for IM Chattanooga next year, so there will be endless fodder.

As always, I’d like to give a special thanks to my Uncle Kenny.

The Quote That Blew My Mind #IMWI

Quotes come and go, but sometimes they hit like a ton of bricks and stick like tree sap on my windshield.

A few days ago I was feeling a little down and lacked motivation.  Here I was, less than two weeks from Ironman Wisconsin and feeling sorry for myself, uncertain, and depressed.  Then, our coach posted this:

“Need some motivation? Put your hand over your heart…. Feel that??? Some day it will stop….Now, go be amazing and do everything you’ve ever dreamed of doing.” – Robbie Bruce

The Next Few Days Are About Louisville

As much as possible, I am trying to “let go” of Wisconsin for a few days.  The Southeast is heating up again and it’s time to reflect on a major reason I am in these shoes:  Ironman Louisville.

ironman louisville eventpgmainimg 1280x600 v2Last year at this time I agreed to drive up to Louisville with Jim to watch Racer K tackle his first Ironman.  Jim and I settled into Skyline Chili along the way, then went to the Galt House to find Kevin before regretting that I overloaded at Skyline Chili.

It was all so foreign to me at the time and I couldn’t believe how many people were milling around the host hotel talking about swim, bike, and run.  I knew something big was about to happen, but didn’t quite understand the magnitude.

This year I will be going up to support coach Robbie, Corey and Wasky (pictured in that order below).  Three guys that I’ve spent a ton of time with this summer and must be literally sitting on the edge of their seats as the clock counts down to cannon.robbiecoreywaskyI haven’t quite “been there” yet, but I’m guessing there’s not much you can do those last few days other than pack up your shit and battle anxiety.  There’s nothing left other than not losing your mind and finding a zone.  It’s one of those weird places where you don’t want to be distracted, but really need a distraction.

I’ll be in Louisville tomorrow night, then getting up early to ride the bike course in case I choose to put myself through the fires of hell in August one day in the future.  I may even run around the town a bit and down 4th Street to see if I can imagine the electricity that will be filling that finish line on Sunday night.  I’ve seen it and it is definitely something to write home about.

Then Sunday morning, I will tread lightly as three close friends stand in the swim line ready to culminate months of hard work.  And this is what I imagined when I created Crushing Iron.  Being around people who push themselves to the limits to see how far that will take them.  And while I’m not racing, this morning will be about the incredible journey we’ve taken together.6a00d83451b18a69e2015434eff28b970c-600wiIt will be about all those little things that help keep everyone on track.  About the selflessness we all shared in order to bring out the best in each other.  Hundreds of days and thousands of little inspirations that have all come down to this day.  Now, it’s time for them to show everyone else why we have so much faith in what they’re about to do.

This is it boys, make no mistake where you are.FinishLine

17 Days Out Lesson – from my Neighbor James – My lil James Jr. gonna come out that door right there and start yellin, “Mr. Mike, Mr. Mike,” and you gonna be like, “Damn, James Jr. out here screamin ‘Mr. Mike’ again.”  And you gonna be right, but he just wanna say what up.  Take a minute to say he a good kid.

Contemplating a Race Strategy for Ironman Wisconsin #IMWI

As I leaned against the orange boom this morning, I thought about (for the 1000th time) how I would tackle the Beast.  The other day, coach sent out a note suggesting we plan our race backwards, so with that in mind, here goes nothing.

1149742_378482225613742_1354585257_oThe Run

I’ve said all along, the run is my wild card.  I have yet to run more than 14 miles and will be knocking out my first full marathon at the end of an ironman.  That thought is both daunting and insatiably intriguing.

There’s a saying in sports that typically goes with scoring a touchdown or hitting a home run, “Act like you’ve been there before.”  Traditionally it means, don’t be over-the-top or anxious because is says your surprised, or don’t believe in yourself.  You didn’t think you could do it.  But how do you act like you’ve been there, if you really haven’t?

The only way to do this is mentally.  I have been thinking about it on every run I’ve taken for the last few months.  Embracing the inevitable pain and moving through it until something else hurts.  Then, repeat.

Strategically, I have gone back and forth with the idea of wearing a Garmin, but predict I will not.  I’ll likely start my chrono swim watch when the canon goes off and use it more as a reference than an obsession.  The run will have to play out by feel and my goal is to negative split each half of the run with intention of starting very slow off the bike.  (I know, everyone says this, but I really mean it!).

The last, and potentially crucial intangible, is the crowd.  It’s hard to put a value on spectator support, but everything I’ve heard about Wisconsin has me excited to run through downtown Madison, loop through Camp Randall (home of my beloved Badgers), and soak in my favorite campus.  I’m banking on the distractions, not the least of which will be family and friends lying about how great I look!

The Bike –

I have started to regain my mojo on the bike and the timing couldn’t be better.  Add to this a recent tune up and new chain (delivered by the Godfather of bike maintenance) and I’m feeling pretty good about the ride.

The “x factor” for me will be, “How does my training ground, Natchez Trace, compare to the Wisconsin bike course?”  If it is favorable (ie… the Trace offers a more difficult ride) I will cautiously push the envelope.  Of course, I won’t know this until the second loop, so up until then I will be paying close attention to my effort and gearing down anytime I feel like I’m breathing hard or my legs leave a comfortable spin.

If the Trace vs. Wisconsin comparison is unfavorable (equal terrain) I will all but take off my race hat.  This doesn’t mean I will be on a country stroll, but conserving energy will be top of mind.

My goal is to come off that bike excited about the challenge of the run, not to wish I could go back to the hotel and and watch meaningless NFL games.  In fact, I may use that for motivation.

The Swim –

My strategy on the swim is simple.  Start slow, build by feel, and don’t stop.  I have a goal time of around 2 minutes per hundred and 5 or 10 seconds either way will be fine as long as I feel like I just had a nice and energizing swim.

We’ve been swimming open water at least twice a week for the last few months, so I feel comfortable with the lakes and crowds.  I really just want to stay calm, find clear pockets, and keep my arms moving.  The pace will take care of itself.

Pre-Prologue –

This will be my first Ironman.  I haven’t officially “been there,” but thousands of training hours have exposed me to relevant thoughts and feelings.  Along the way I’ve learned a lot of things and quite possibly the most important is, your mind will look for a hundred reasons to throw in the towel.  In fact, nine times out of ten, your mind will try to talk you out of everything.  That’s why I’ve been so adamant about simply listening to my body.

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18 Days Out LessonNeighbor James – Man, it gonna be mid-week and u gonna have some doubts, but u can’t let that shit up in you.  We all had our doubts, but keep ya eye on the prize.  Shine them damn shoes or eat you a salad to keep ya weight down.  You gotta be light, man.  You can’t dance all day if u got a big ass at night.

The Fab 5 Has An Ironman "Scout" . . . My Mom

These last few weeks before Ironman are getting interesting.  I can literally feel the level of excitement rising and I don’t imagine it will diminish.  But I think it’s even more noticeable in the people who have been hearing me spew my BS for the last 8 months or so.  Ironman, this, Ironman, that.  And one of those people bubbling with anticipation is my mom.

For example, I wake up this morning and find this picture waiting on my phone.

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Yes, that’s my mother, standing next to the Ironman Wisconsin bike transition three weeks before the race.  I had no idea she was taking her position as “Race Scout” so seriously.

Mom has already inspected my lodging quarters and stepped-off the distance from the hotel lobby to the Swim Start.   She’s also combed her Rolodex for Madison connections, which has landed her insider parking on the bike course and access to a pontoon in Lake Monona if necessary.  And last, but not least, she is collecting orders for Crushing Iron gear for Fab 5 supporters on race day.

We talked this morning and her excitement for Ironman is contagious.  As if it were possible, I may even be even more jacked about the race after our 20 minute phone call.  We discussed everything from shuttling in and around Verona down to downloading Athlete Tracker on her “smart phone.”

It is going to be so great to have my family on the course for this race.  Since I moved to Nashville our visits have been too far between.  Joining my mom will be dad, my brother, Chris, and my sister, Amy, who is flying in from Dallas.

It’s a little emotional just thinking about seeing them on the course.  More than once I have been on a long training run and imagined crossing the finish line, which, at the right moment chokes me up — even if I am deep in isolation on a dark and rainy night in Shelby Bottoms green way.  I can’t imagine the myriad of emotions waiting when I see my family and friends waiting after 140.6 miles.

The day has already played in my mind dozens of times and I’m sure mom has done the same.  It would be interesting to see how are versions differ.  We know she’s a passionate weed puller, but how will she handle a day of passively watching her son climb a mountain?

As far as I know, she is still in Madison combing State Street for the perfect perch or prodding for top secret info on spectating Ironman Wisconsin.  And I can tell by her enthusiasm she won’t rest until she is given full access to transition and the finisher’s shoot.

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19 Days Out Lesson – Neighbor James – I know u hear what I’m sayin, but it ain’t sinkin in… look at u chewin on them little energy candy packs like they gonna help u mow the lawn faster.  Listen up!

Muncie 70.3 Race Report 2013

This was my first Half Ironman and my strategy played out almost perfectly.  Coach has a mantra, swim to your ability, bike smart, and run like hell.  That . . . is almost exactly what happened.

I spent quite a bit of time looking up information on Muncie.  By all accounts the swim was fairly technical, the bike was fast, and the run was going to be hot.  That too proved to be true.

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Racer K and I pulled into town on Friday, registered at the convention center (why couldn’t this be at the race site?) then went out to the Prairie Creek Reservoir for a short swim, bike, run.

The water was right on the edge of being wetsuit legal, and felt a tad cold at first, but 200 yards into a warm up, it felt perfect.  I definitely didn’t think we’d need a wetsuit, but would likely wear one for the advantage if legal.

Racer K and I had ridiculous challenges with directions all weekend and showed up late to the team meeting where about 12 athletes and coach were discussing strategy for the next day.  Start as far left as you can on the swim and take a straight line to the red buoy.  Same strategy on the return.  It was counter-intuitive, but if we followed the buoy line, we would be swimming a longer distance.

We also talked about hopping other riders on the bike.  Starting your 15 second pass by going right into their draft, then kicking out to pass them.  This turned out to be a major part of my strategy, especially since my age group was one of the last to start the race (nearly one hour after the pros).

After that, we hit a pre-race meal at Olive Garden, which seemed a little questionable at the time, but turned out to be the perfect call for missing lunch and a state of famish.  I ate three bowls of salad, salmon, broccoli, and maybe a half dozen bread sticks.  I went back to the room and added a Powerbar for good measure.  I fell asleep at 8 pm and woke up promptly at 10.  It would be a predictably long night of tossing and turning, but all in all I felt rested when the alarm went off at 4:30.

Pre-Race

Nothing like walking around a hotel parking lot at 5 am that is full of triathletes strapping their bikes on cars.  A year ago I thought this was crazy, now it’s kinda normal.

We had been holding our breath for a week as we looked at the extended forecast for Muncie.  It was bordering on cool with lows in the 60’s and showers for much of the week before clearing and highs around 80.  It seemed too good to be true.  Even the water temperature was below normal, bordering on the possibility of making the race wetsuit legal.

I rode up with Racer K and we both hoped it would NOT be wetsuit legal, mainly because we didn’t want to make the decision.  Obviously it would be an advantage, but we’ve been feeling good about our swim and thought it would level the field.  We got a chance to swim the day before and it was perfectly fine without a wetsuit which also made us a little leery of overheating.

We pulled into the parking spot and the volunteers were all shouting, “The race is wetsuit legal.”  It was still dark and a little cool, so I knew I would be joining nearly everyone else with a wetsuit that day.

The Swim –

It was an age group wave start and the pros launched at 7 am, but I would have plenty of time to relax before shoving off at 7:57.  I actually heard the canon while I was sitting in a port-o-john.

I walked down to the swim exit and watched as the pros filed out of the water in around 30 minutes.  Then I gazed at the throng of age groupers coming into shore at a ridiculous angle and promised myself I would take a different route by sighting off a tree about twenty yards LEFT of the swim exit.

The swim course at Muncie is basically an inverted triangle.  Muncie70.3_Swim_2012_TBTI’ve added the red “x’s”, which are supposed to represent the location of the actual swim start and exits, along with red lines to show the proper angle to the first buoy and the swim exit.  I’m estimating, but the distance from the red x to the first yellow buoy on the diagram is probably 50 yards, so logically you’d want to start at the red x and stay as straight as you can to the far red turn buoy.  Well, this was my plan.  About halfway to the turn I was rubbing shoulders with the yellow buoy line.  I have no idea how it happened, but it did, and I’m sure it cost me at least 100 yards.

I had one major objective on this swim.  Stay calm, and don’t over exert.  By the time I reached the first turn (which seemed like an eternity) I was right on my game plan.  I felt fresh and strong.

I took a perfect angle into the first turn and hit stride with no contact.  In fact, I made very little contact the entire swim.  The waves were spread about 3 minutes apart and the water was basically wide open.  Especially on the outside where I pledged to stay.

The sun was in full force and sighting was a major challenge.  When I circled the second red buoy for home I stopped briefly to pick out the tree I would be sighting on the way to shore, but there was a line of trees as far as the eye could see and they all looked the same height.  The bright sun pierced my eyes like an interrogation lamp, and left me with only one option, stay as far away from the line of yellow buoys as possible until a kayaker swatted me back on course with their paddle.

This was the best strategy, but for some reason it was very hard to stay left.  I kept drifting closer to the yellow line and would take hard left turns to correct my line.  About halfway to shore I started to pick up the pace.  I still didn’t have a clean line on my exit and it’s funny how your mind plays tricks on you.  I KNEW the exit was 40 yards left of the line of buoys, but I saw nearly everyone hugging that line and thought, “Maybe they know something I don’t?”

I stayed strong on my line and about 300 yards from short picked up “my tree” and started hammering.  I sighted every 3 or 4 strokes and finally even saw the archway for the exit.  I was dead on it now!  Tons of other people swam to my right and were doing much more work.  I was pumped and put my head right on the target!

Three strokes, sight, three strokes, sight, three strokes, BAM!  I swam right into a kayak!  I looked up at that woman and said, “What the hell?”  I was dead on the exit and she was right in my way.  Maybe kayak interference is why coach said this was a technical course.

I tipped over her kayak  (not really) and thrashed toward the shore.  After what seemed like an entire day of swimming, I finally felt my hand scrape sand.  I cautiously stood and jogged through the arch and up the hill where I was greeted by a group of three kids ready to strip my wetsuit.  I laid back and they ripped it off in one big motion.  I stood up to a little disorientation and staggered toward the bike.  I was a bit delusional and seeing my coach Robbie leaning on the fence only made it worse.

“Good job, Mike, be smart on the bike!”

Robbie started about 40 minutes ahead of me and in the state of confusion my first thought was, “Is he already done?”  I ran by him with a nod of the head, but it stayed on my brain as I got ready for the bike.  Did I really just see him or was it a doppleganger?

Obviously it was something to do with an injury and for a couple minutes I was bummed.  He had put in some serious work for this race and had a legit chance to qualify for Las Vegas.  Later I’d learn that he came out of the water in 30 minutes and blew out his ankle on the run to his bike.  That quickly, his day was over, but mine was not.

Swim time:  37:05

The Bike –

This would be my first real ride with a new bike fit, race wheels, and fancy new tires.  Somewhere in my head all of that loomed large as I headed out of transition for a 56 mile ride around Prairie Creek neighborhood.

I didn’t wear a Garmin and had no speedometer on my bike.  I was determined to go by feel and take my chances with a chrono watch.

I started a new lap when I got on the bike with a plan to ride each 5 mile segment of the first half at 20 mph (or 5 miles every 15 minutes).  My first 5 mile split was something like 15:10 and felt like a breeze.  That was a good sign.

I stayed within myself and constantly downshifted if I felt my legs pushing too hard.  I wanted to spin more than push, especially on the way out.  My ten mile split was around 30:10 and felt very natural.  Till this point, the road was very tempting, but I held back with one goal.  Stay consistent and save my legs for the run.

At mile 15 I was right on pace for 20 mph, then we hit a mile-long no-passing-zone, which slowed me way back.  My first reaction was a tinge of anger, but I quickly decided everyone had to do it, so I might as well use it to recover.  I loaded up on fluid and ate another chunk of my PowerBar.

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The buzzword on the bike is nutrition.  I kept hearing about all these crazy plans that take mad scientists to formulate, but I chose to keep mine very simple for this race.  I had two PowerBars and I would take a bite every 5 miles.  I did plan make a 50/50 water/Gatorade bottle, but forgot and stayed with water.

I “thought” two large bottles would be enough, but was very thirsty out of the swim and went through bottle number one before the 15 mile aid station.  I made the decision to chuck one of my favorite water bottles and take a new one.  I drank 3 bottles of water on the 56 mile ride, mainly out of paranoia and I think it was just a bit too much.

Anyway, once we left the no-pass zone we hit a ten-mile-ish out and back that was super bumpy and very congested.  It was almost impossible to keep non-drafting zones and much of that section was coagulated by one bike coming at me, one in the middle and one on the right.  Passing was difficult and a little nerve wracking at times.

But for my money, this was the difference in my bike time.  The road sucked and it was easy to see that most racers were not crazy about this part and it challenged your mental toughness.  I made a concerted effort to trust the road and not let up.

We hit the turn around and my split was almost exactly 20 mph (19:91).  Now it was time to go to work.

I took the same approach, but upped my aggressiveness and passed a lot of people on that bumpy road.  The bike felt great and my legs were strong.  I started moving the needle to the other side of my 15 minute 5 mile splits and by the end was safely in the 21 mph average range.

A better time was definitely possible, but I was concerned for the run and frankly the congestion made you hold back often.  It was probably a good thing.

Bike time: 2:43:39 (20.53 mph)

The Run –

As I hobbled out of T2, coach was there to remind me to “Keep the first two miles EASY!”  I was happy to oblige, but as many of you will know, slowing your legs after the bike is a challenge.

About a half mile out of transition I realized I had to go to the bathroom, badly.  As luck would have it, there was a port-o-let just across the road, through a ditch, and up on a hill.  I looked at it, looked away, looked again, then darted across the road.  It was a decision that didn’t sit well with me, but may have saved my run.

I’d reset my chrono lap when I left transition and when I got to mile one, it said 9:03.  That included my run up a hill and going to the bathroom.  Without that pit stop, my first mile would have likely been way too fast.

As I made my way through the first aid station I kept hearing coach’s advice, “Grab a ton of water, dump it on your head, grab ice when they have it, hold it in your hands, take sponges, put them in your tri top, get fuel, stock up.  By the time I hit the end of the aid station my arms were full of merchandise.  I was literally using my forearms to hold cups against my chest.  Cups, sponges, ice, Bonk Breakers, you name it.  Something had to give.

I started dumping water on my head, eating ice, and stuffing sponges everywhere.  I was a mess and in my confusion I veered toward the center of the road and knocked over a trash barrel, sending cups flying all over the road.  The volunteer looked at me like I was a maniac and all I could do was muster, “I’m sorry.”

The temperature wasn’t bad, but it was nearly noon and the road felt hot.  At the mile two aid station I made a vow to train more often in my tri top because it was really bugging me at that point.  Wearing a shirt that was tight and hot was not a feeling I was used to on runs.

From the start of the run I had a mild, sort of “on the verge” stomach cramp.  It wasn’t that bad, but it lingered.  I deduced it was from too much water, so I passed on fluids at mile 3 and four.  By mile 5, I took a little more water and sucked on ice as I ran toward the turn around.

I never looked at my watch until I hit the mile markers and my goal was to keep at around an 8 minute mile pace.  By the time I hit mile 6 I was at 49 minutes and some change.  Almost perfect.  My halfway split was an 8:10/mile pace.  Now, to complete my plan, I’d have to pick it up a hair.

Mile 7 and 8 inched stayed near an 8:10 pace, but mile 9 proved to be the beginning of the end. The slight cramp remained and I tried the “Coca Cola trick” along with some Perform, but neither seemed to help.

Let’s make no mistake, the run will always be painful, but my biggest pain was an equipment issue.  I love my shoes, but they were not cutting it now.  The black top was very coarse and every step started to feel like hot spikes shooting through the sole of my Pearl Izumi Streaks.  The soft and relatively thin rubber had me dreading each step.  I was losing pace and knew my negative split was gone.  Now, to finish strong and at least hit the prediction goal from my coach of 5:16 for the race.

Just after mile nine I quit looking at my watch.  In fact, I quit looking at almost everything except the horizon.  I purposely tried to miss the mile markers and hope I would magically look up expecting mile eleven and it would be twelve.  I pulled out every mental trick in the book and focused on a very quick pick up so my feet wouldn’t hurt.

The course was surprisingly hilly, but none of the hills were that tough.  The course in general was spread out around the reservoir and aside from the excellent aid stations I saw only a handful of supporters, which was about the only true gripe I can muster about this race.

There were several times during that run where my focus drifted and I thought I may crumble, but at mile 12 I finally believed I was going to hit my goal.  One more 8 minute mile and I had it.

There was one point around mile 8 where you could hear the announcers voice teasing you from across the lake, but with a half mile left, I knew my name was soon to fill the air.  What separates triathletes is often simply the will to fight through pain, and that the only thing on my mind as I turned off the road toward the finish.  The minute I hit the Ironman carpet the pain drifted away.  I glided toward the finish line with ease and finished my first 70.3 race in 5:16:49, exactly what my coach predicted.

Run time: 1:50:06   (53:39/56:27)muncietimesplits

Swim, Bike, Run . . . What's Most Important?

I started Monday morning with a 2,500 meter pool swim because I overslept my 6 am Open Water Clinic.  2,500 meters.  To think that was just over half of the Ironman distance can be a bitter pill to swallow.

I felt pretty good about my effort, but during the day I had a craving for insider information on Ironman Wisconsin.   What are the secrets for making your day great?  Almost everything I read said the same thing, “Don’t burn yourself on the bike.”

So, after work on Monday night, I took that “don’t burn out” information on my ride with specific concentration on gearing down early going into the hills.  It was a “just ride” after all and after numerous bad efforts, I was looking for a reason to not throw my bike off the Shelby Bottoms pedestrian bridge.

The outlandish amounts of baby strollers kept my crushing urges in check.  It was a loveable, fresh, clean, and no burnout approach . . . that worked like a charm.

I paid close attention to my speed on the climbs and it was typically only a mile or two per hour slower than aggressive climbing.  The difference was, I rarely, if ever felt like I was breathing hard and crested every hill with energy to gear up and go after the downhill if I chose.

Most every expert points to the run as the key in Ironman.

If, for example, you think you have the capability of averaging 20.4 mph on the bike at Wisconsin, you’ll come in around 5 hours and 30 minutes.  But, if that takes all you’ve got, a 4-hour marathon goal could easily end up 5:30.  On the other hand, if you hold back a bit and shoot for 18.7 mph on the bike (a 6 hour ride) that may be enough to save your legs for that 4 hour marathon.  The 30 minutes you gain by hammering the bike nets you an hour loss in the race.

It’s taken me several long rides to realize racing a bike for 112 miles is no picnic.  I saw so many people walking the marathon at Louisville and, while I completely understand it, I don’t want that to be my fate.  Time is one thing, but running the entire course is one of those things I would just like to do.  I’m hoping I can pace myself well enough complete the run, and . . . make it solid.

So, swim, bike, run.  The masterpiece puzzle that wrenches the core of every triathlete.  Each event toying at your brain like a needy child.  They all want more of your time and the balancing act becomes maddening.  Swim wants to chill and hang out with dad and splash around in the water.  Bike wants to go on a long vacation.  Run wants to stay at home and work on the playground in the backyard.

All of your kids and their needs are important, but it’s looking like I’ll get the most long-term benefit from building that playground with Run.

How I Lost 25 Pounds

Last January, I weighed 200 pounds.  Yesterday at the gym, I tipped scales at 175.  Below is my secret. 

I swam, biked, and ran a LOT! 

My Plans for Mental Health Week

I know what you’re thinking.  What is Mike doing to launch “Mental Health Week” in Ironman training?  Let me tell you, that is a great question with some titillating answers.

RACK TIME

For one, I’m going to rest.  I’ll likely get in the pool a couple times for light swims and run on Wednesday with the East Nasty crew, but for the most part, I’m taking pressure off my legs.  I can feel a subtle “tiredness” lurking and it will be great to get a little spring back.

THE WORLD’S WORST CHEF

I’ll also be tweaking my diet.  Over the past couple months I have been working out around two hours a day and consequently eating everything that flies by my face.  I kinda think I know what it feels like to be my dog.  matisseraginmouthI mean, if there’s fuel to be had, I am consuming it to the point where I’m licking pasta sauce off my plate like a little kid, then following up with a major pickle binge.  Nothing is off limits, including the snack bar at work, and this week, I hope to zero in on a more nutrient packed philosophy that doesn’t include time-crunched sell-out trips to Wendy’s.

NO HAPPY ENDINGS

Seems to me a mental health week wouldn’t be complete unless you dropped a massage or two in the middle.  I should really practice what I preach and get this body rubbed at least twice a month.  There’s no doubt the foam roller works wonders, but human hands can turn these muscles into pliable jelly that responds like a new born baby’s skin.  And I’m not really sure what that means, but think you get the point.

STRIKE A POSE

Along that lines, I will certainly be cracking open my yoga books again.  I can sense a lack of flexibility creeping into my body and I am not really cool with this new trend.  Yoga has always lived on the periphery of my life, but it needs to be more of a center piece and peace of my center.

FUELED BY BARLEY

I will also likely drink a ton of beer.  Nah . . . that’s unlikely, but I will encourage some of my teammates to pound them like fish at the East Nashville Beer festival this Saturday, which is the day before our first Sprint Tri of the year on Sunday.  And yes, I do realize this could come back to haunt me do to the “body numb factor” and fearless racing behavior that tends to shine the morning after a bunch of beers.  This is especially true when mileage or heat isn’t a big concern.  In other words, I am not going to let them use beer fest as a crutch, in fact, I think it gives them an advantage!

MORE BUKOWSKI THAN BURROUGHS

I’ll also do a lot of writing.  I’ve known for years that you can write something into reality if you focus on it long enough.  I’ve written my goals down for years, then will spend time “soul searching” in journals to figure out how I am going to bring those targets into fruition.  It’s amazing, but eventually an answer will surface and suddenly you “understand.”  And isn’t that the key to eliminating fear and confusion?

MOVE TOWARD STILLNESS

Meditation can also help.  Nothing like shutting off the noise to help you cut through the clutter of life.  I know one thing for certain.  If I’m sitting at the start line and I’m worried about any number of stupid things that will pop into my head, I am not at my best.  There is simply no room for distraction in a race.  I mean, sure, you can say hi and talk or whatever, but I find it much more productive if you’re focused.  Or, as my coach likes to say, “Hurry slowly.”  These kinds of mindsets are easier when you consistently practice meditation and a calm mind.

SEE IT, BELIEVE IT

I will visualize myself in these races.  I will “see” myself breaking through new time barriers in my mind.  Speed happens naturally, but it can be enhanced if you believe you can move your body at certain paces.  It’s like running with faster runners, but you don’t really have to run with them, because some of them can be dicks and this way you just run along with them while you lay on the coach.  Frankly, it’s easier, and some of those fast runners just don’t really like talking to me about all this nonsense, so it’s a win/win.

If you’re having trouble with the “visualization process” you may want to look at this video I made to help drummers stay focused and in the groove.

BE A GOOD PERSON

And lastly, I will be connecting with friends.  I actually try to listen to what they’re saying instead of being preoccupied with the infamous Monogetti run lingering over my work day.  I may actually stroll along a babbling brook or take my dog for more walks instead of letting her loose at the dog park.  I may actually buy presents for people in my life.  Sweet gifts like writing journals and running socks.  Even take them out to dinner at I Dream of Weenie or the Turnip Truck.

Then again, I don’t want to get carried away, I mean it’s only one week.

Ironman Inspiration, Kona Style

Last night after swimming, I got on the trainer for an hour or so and watched Ironman Kona 2011.  It’s always an inspiration, but no matter how good training is going, watching  professional triathletes collapse can knock you back a bit.


Not only is 140.6 miles an enormous challenge, it’s all relative.  The pros talk about keeping fuel in reserve and it may be one of the most difficult things to do, especially if you’re feeling great.

I am still around 6 months out and I’m already trying to slow down.  The swim has me especially perplexed.

When I start running too fast, it’s easy to slow down.  When you’re in a murky lake in the middle of 3,000 other swimmers, keeping my heart rate under control will be no picnic.  I guess the only way to combat that is to swim a boatload before the race.  And that’s what I plan to do.

IMWCI sometimes get a kick out of friends or family that sort of “write off” the bike as the easy part.  I even used to do it a little, but when you think about 112 miles on the bike, and racing those miles, it’s a game changer.  Not only that, you have to save fuel for the run, which is ultimately the stage that will make or break your race.

On September 8th at 7 am, when the cannon sounds to start Ironman Wisconsin, I will have never run a marathon.  But later that day, after swimming 2.4 miles, and biking 112, I will run 26.2 miles.  For some reason, this seems logical.

To be honest, running a marathon scares me a little.  Not that I don’t think I can make it, but the risk of injury seems too great.  I’m sure I’ll be trained up to 18 or so, but I hear those miles after 20 are the killers.

If you don’t feel like watching the entire video above, this truncated version takes you through the end of Ironman Kona.  Joy and elation from some, but excruciating pain for others.  The scene at  3:00 highlights a remarkable struggle to complete this daunting dream.

Tonight, I prepared for the inevitable pain by skipping the scheduled East Nasty run tackling the signature “Nasty” route on my own.  Six miles of hills, and I had a side stitch from the moment I started.

I tried to talk myself into quitting a dozen times, but used the pain as a testing ground for that inevitable moment when I’ll need the practice.  The pain was relentless, but so was I.  I hammered each hill and tried to recover on the backside.  Still a pain that would have knocked me over 5 months ago, gnawed at my gut.  I knew it had to leave eventually, and just as I hit mile 5, it did.  I picked up steam and finished the six miles, ready for more.  The whole time, Kona played in my head.