1. The first step is always the hardest.
2. No matter how hard I try, I don’t think I’ll ever get used to the taste of bugs.
3. Whenever I see someone walking alone in the dark on the Greenway I start talking to myself so they think I’m crazy.
4. I love lesbians.
5. Running hills is where it’s at.
6. Cyclists that hammer down on bike paths are smarmy.
7. I much prefer the sound of that quiet little bell over a screaming “passing on your left!”
8. Just one time I wish I could remember that dog at the end of the street will bark and scare the shit out of me.
9. Sometimes I miss my skateboard.
10. Running in this Wisconsin Boxing t-shirt kinda made me feel like a badass.
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